Qi Li would famously say 'Martial arts is useless.
He always came home tired from his private lessons but his mother always insisted it's for his own good. Instead, the kid had to take piano lessons, literature, and other scholarly pursuits. Not even the basic horse stance was taught. What was unexpected was Qi Li's insistence on making sure the child does not practice martial arts. He awoke very tired without his trousers but never dared to question Qi Li about what actually happened. Shi Di Fen doesn't know where that kid came from, but recalled a strange pork ribs tea soup she made for him one day for dinner. And gradually, Qi Li stopped practicing martial arts and became a mother. Qi Li and her father no longer need to hold their street performances to make a living. Sadly his YouTube videos never broke a thousand views and his popularity remain limited. Not wanting to sour relations, Di Fen agreed to be match commentator instead. After 13 consecutive victories to FGC, the competition is deemed too one-sided. To prove a point, a monthly competition is always held between the Valley and the Finger-guessing Clan, and Shi Di Fen will always trash the ever-living fuck of Yuexuan in front of everyone in just two hits. And Master Wuxia Zi can go fuck himself for not appointing him as the successor of Xiaoyao Valley. Whatever the case may be, the Finger Guessing Clan experienced a rebirth under the tutelage of Shi Di Fen. Jing Ji decides to save Di Fen from Nagaraja's final attack CUTSCENE And he fell down the cliff.īut my medical skill was enough to nurse him back to health.Īlthough the ending slide claimed Qi Li married Shi Di Fen, the latter insisted it was a business partnership. Somehow that just felt wrong to me, but what do I know.Īnyway, ass beating commence and we won without major drama. His first command was 'since everyone is here, let's attack the cult now!' Needless to say, this Third Disciple of Xiaoyao somehow kicked everyone ass effortlessly and became the leader. We convinced the sects to reunite under one banner to face off against Tianlong but when the time comes to elect leadership the chinese genes resurfaced and decided to settle it with BLADES AND FISTS. Garuda cheered Gu Shi on from the back.Īnd reunite the Ximen and Xiahous into the Blades once more. M'lady Juan ended up with Ally of Woman after all. I may have missed some stuff but here's the gist of it:įang died when Gu Shi reversed his blade to his stomach, his treachery was revealed and Wudang Sect elected Gu Shi as the next leader. I never knew what was gonna happen next and that made it exciting as fuck.Įspecially with the emotional triggers going on. That was probably the wildest final battle I've had in RPG since a while. You should've joined me instead.Īnd my best pals, the Painter and the Scholar.
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I would also thank Qi Li for her Manual of Finger Guessing Fist.
Well done.Īnd Yaksha truly deserved to sit next to me after her amazing display during the battle with max evasion and double strike absorption, she's nearly untouchable. With bleed regular strikes you chipped down the big boys to oblivion and slowed down the advance of demi-gods with just pitiful armor and hp. Especially with the lives of Tianlong cultists contributing to the strategic points. I also would like to thank the Wangyou Valley Sages for teaching me Double Strike Tactics. If anyone told me he'd survive till turn 10, I'd say he's crazy. I would also praise Gong Guangjie for doing such an amazing job despite starting at the worst possible position. I would like to thank the MVP - a berserked Asura in single-handedly destroying 5 dudes solo while harming none of my boys. They did formally convert at one point and their national flag reflects this, but it sadly never went beyond mere formality. The Scandinavian tribes that converted to Christianity were launched into a golden age while the finns continued to bugger one another in their saunas. And maybe you'd almost think that he has a point, but I would argue that this is their punishment for rejecting the Lord. He points to the ramshackle huts built as a bad facsimile of modern housing which his community lives in.
'There can be no God, at least a benevolent God, and the reason is this!', the finno-mongolian points to himself, his flabby and unattractive shape, his bad teeth and his massive gut, his awful haircut. Their hatred of God stems from both this history and the terrible conditions they endure which are a result of their cursed nature.
Not even their collective dyslexia was ever cured. There were attempts to do so by Swedes and Russians, both failed to uplift them from their squalid and barbarous existence. The squat pseudo-asian hobgoblins called finns who inhabit the damp forests filled with puddles have never been properly civilized.